ext_210691 ([identity profile] franklanguage.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] franklanguage 2008-09-18 03:03 am (UTC)

I didn't keep it...

It was good enough that I got the picture; that was a gross tooth anyway.

My mom has a lot of gold in her mouth, and she claims she's written a provision in her will that when she dies, I get all her dental gold. Then I hope she's getting cremated, so I can have her ashes made into a LifeGem; that'll be a hell of a conversation piece! ("See this ring? That's my mom!")

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