My tweets

• Thu, 03:59: RT @Brianhopecomedy: "Follow back?" is the online version of asking for a dollar.
• Thu, 07:04: RT@ItsTheGrumpyCat Roses are red, violets are fucking purple.
• Thu, 08:14: RT @veganfuture: Watch Earthlings documentary online http://t.co/uI7HThBK
• Thu, 11:47: RT @RobertCheeke: It seems like an oxymoron to have "nutrition facts" listed on candy. Those words don't suit the product very well.