My tweets

• Thu, 14:58: RT @PimpBillClinton: Sorry Applebees but unless your "2 for $20" deal is for blowjobs from your hostess, I'm gonna pass.
• Fri, 11:47: RT @juliasegal: Kinda uncool when Rod Stewart's like "Wake up Maggie I want to dump you and also tell you that you look old."