My tweets

• Sat, 14:58: Never fart while sitting at a formal dinner table; stand up first.
• Sun, 03:59: We Know You Hate ‘#Moist.’ What Other #Words #Repel You? https://t.co/8V74vgesyr #nyt
• Sun, 07:04: #China bans 'erotic' #banana-eating #livestreams - #BBC News https://t.co/TbwEytUOVV
• Sun, 11:47: RT @MandiAtRandom My life's like that #TeenMom show. I'm not a teen or mom but my life's a real fucking mess