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franklanguage ([personal profile] franklanguage) wrote2010-12-20 09:52 pm
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In September I turned [livejournal.com profile] padiwack in for littering (3 points). In March I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Tuesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In November I gave [livejournal.com profile] destroyalltacos a kidney (1000 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] greatbearmd (-10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (945 points). For Christmas I deserve a Pony Slaystation 3!

Sincerely,
franklanguage

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