Dear Santa...

[franklanguage]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In September I turned padiwack in for littering (3 points). In March I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Tuesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In November I gave destroyalltacos a kidney (1000 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for greatbearmd (-10 points). Overall, I've been nice (945 points). For Christmas I deserve a Pony Slaystation 3! Sincerely, franklanguage

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