Tweets for Today

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• 08:38 Wow, it sucks out; don't want to go out in that. #
• 16:09 Have to go out in the rain to get root vegetables—to arrange around the Tofurky, if you must know. #
• 22:38 bought herself gifts this year, fortunately. And remember, "gift" is German for "poison." #

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