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Jan. 28th, 2012 02:07 pm
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Date: 2012-01-28 07:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] radiumhead.livejournal.com
Fuck that noise. Theres a reason people drink cows milk-cause its the best. Ive tried all the other kinds. Its never as good.

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Date: 2012-01-29 02:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] franklanguage.livejournal.com
Check out the Not Milk homepage and get back to me.

(Hint: Non-dairy milks aren't as "good" because they don't contain the casomorphin you crave. Casomorphin isn't intended for us, it's for the calves that are supposed to drink their mother's milk and not reject it. It's the reason calves feel such pain at being weaned; it's a natural opiate.)

Actually, dairy causes a whole array of health problems. You're worried about spending 40 or so more years marking time; well, you can shorten it by eating more dairy.)
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