Writer's Block: Pickup Artist

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[Error: unknown template qotd]Let's play "carnival;" you sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.

Comments

[brit-columbia.livejournal.com]

That one just makes me want to punch somebody! No man in his right mind should ever utter this one out loud to a woman.

[bec-87rb.livejournal.com]

oooh, that is bad - it's insulting in several ways! Although it does broach the subject of what sexual positions they like if it works, so it might be efficient?

But, yeah, that gets 5 raspberries from the judges.